As millennials navigate the choppy waters of adulting, the demands of work, relationships, and trying to stay relevant can be overwhelming. But fear not, because we've concocted a lineup of completely made-up essential oils to help you breeze through the trials and tribulations of ageing like a fine, avocado-infused wine. Here are five blends that’ll make you laugh, cry, and maybe even forget that you have to wake up for that 9 a.m. Zoom call.

1. FOMO-vanilla

Perfect for when you’re trying to stay relevant but would rather stay home with Netflix. A few drops in your diffuser, and you’ll feel like you were at every social event—without ever leaving your couch.

2. Avocado-Zen

Soothe your existential dread with the calming scent of avocado toast. It’s like Sunday brunch, but without the overpriced mimosas and existential crises about your career choices.

3. Crypto-Mint

For when your investments are down and your stress is up. This refreshing minty blend reminds you that life’s a rollercoaster—sometimes you’re up, sometimes you’re down, but at least your breath is always fresh.

4. Sleepy-Time Soy Latte

Because your caffeine addiction has finally caught up with you. A whiff of this, and you’ll dream of the days when you could pull an all-nighter without needing a three-day recovery period.

5. Never Ending BIlls Citrus

A zesty aroma that helps you face the never-ending repayment cycle with a smile. It won’t reduce your debt, but it’ll make you feel better about spending ₱300 on coffee.

So there you have it, fellow ageing millennials: the secret to surviving the chaos of adulthood might just lie in a diffuser. While these made-up essential oils won’t fix your bills or erase your caffeine dependency, they’ll certainly help you laugh through the absurdity of it all. After all, if we’re going to face midlife crises, we might as well smell amazing while doing it.